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My bottom is a treasurehouse

  • Stephen: Oddly enough, "sauros" was ancient Greek slang for "penis". "Sauros" means "lizard", and they would call it your "lizard". Your knob. Just thought you'd like to know that.
  • Alan: Why is "thesaurus", then? Is that Latin?
  • Stephen: That's a different word. "Thesaurus" means a "treasure house" or "repository". In this case, a treasure house of words.
  • Alan: So you might refer to your backside as a "thesaurus".
  • Stephen: I'd like to think my bottom is a treasure house, yes, Alan.
  • Alan: "My bottom is a treasure house" is a really good catch phrase.
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    I think this calls for a parody rewrite of John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland".
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