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I agree wholeheartedly, though would add that needing arsefuck-able nails is not a queer-only problem. ::via clairebearstare: I put the man in manicure, bitchez. ALSO: my friend Charlotte, who came with me to get a mani, left the salon and said to me “What I really want is a queer manicure place, where I can go in and say ‘I want to get my nails done and still be able to fuck someone in the ass. I want the ass-fucking manicure, please.’” Amen, sister.

I agree wholeheartedly, though would add that needing arsefuck-able nails is not a queer-only problem.

::via clairebearstare:

I put the man in manicure, bitchez.

ALSO: my friend Charlotte, who came with me to get a mani, left the salon and said to me “What I really want is a queer manicure place, where I can go in and say ‘I want to get my nails done and still be able to fuck someone in the ass. I want the ass-fucking manicure, please.’” Amen, sister.


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    agree wholeheartedly, though would add that needing arsefuck-able nails
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